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We’re starting off the New Year right, we’re dishing more assist than Chris Paul in the open court, check out our list of the coolest gigs available for Summer 2K11.
- Marvel Comics – Just when you thought the super hero antics were reserved for comic books and the big screen, now you can spend your summer learning the business of web slinging, iron clad armor, or morphing into a big green giant (and no we’re not referring to Nicki Minaj’s next wig). Hey, you might just return back to school in the fall with an alias that would make Lady Gaga, Waka Flocka, or Soulja Boy Slim give props. U DEFINE SUCCESS. Apply today: Marvel Summer ’11 internship
- Michael Kors – Many students hope to come back to school in style, very few come back to school from style. Are you ready to learn the business of fashion, if so an internship with Michael Kors has your name on it? U DEFINE SUCCESS. Apply today: Michael Kors Spring ’11 internship
- TJ Maxx – Some people live for the discount, while others literally work for the discount. Find out what goes on in the world of excess inventory and discount retail. U DEFINE SUCCESS. Apply today: TJX Summer ’11 internship
- MTV – Why should Snooki have all the fun? Who knew that the business of abundant college student debauchery, non-stop music, celebrity appearances, and oh yeah, abundant college student debauchery was a real job. Well your Summer ’11 could be spent learning the X’s and O’s of just that go ahead make us proud, apply today and tell them Urban Professor sent you. MTV Summer ’11 internship
- CIA – One too many Jason Bourne movies will have just about anyone looking to connect with their inner stealth and more cerebral side. Come behind the scenes of the Central Intelligence Agency with this exciting internship. Maybe breaking into your man’s cell phone pass code will be a breeze after this experience. U DEFINE SUCCESS. Apply today: CIA Summer ’11 internship
- Google – If you’re really feeling lucky, try interning with the leading search engine out there. Hey, you never know, if you really impress them, they may just make one of those cool doodle arts commemorating your intern experience. U DEFINE SUCCESS. Apply today: Google Summer ’11 internship (legal/policy) & Google Summer ’11 internship (product manager)
- White House – Seriously, how many people really can say that they’ve worked for the Obama administration? Think about the question, what did you do this summer? Can anyone besides of course those who interned at the other cool internships on this list even compete? U DEFINE SUCCESS. Hurry up and apply today, as this deadline is quickly approaching. www.whitehouse.gov/internship
- ESPN – So what, you didn’t win fantasy football, or baseball, or even basketball for that matter. What better way to look like the ultimate fantasy winner than to get the sports fanatic’s fantasy internship. Nothing compares, hell we’re humming the ESPN chime just thinking about it. U DEFINE SUCCESS. Apply today: ESPN Summer ’11 internship
- Urban Professor – The business of sharing success we’ll admit has been done before. Translating that success in a manner that resonates and entertains the promising youth culture of today, our technologically savvy, facebook devoted, Lil Wayne and Lady Gaga listening, Call of Duty playing, New Era fitted wearing, Air Yeezy seeking, Jersey Shore watching, rich before 30 planning, Trey Songz screaming generation, well now that’s another story. Learn the business of inspiring and exposing success for the new generation, the U generation. Who knew career development could be so entertaining, well it wasn’t, until now. U DEFINE SUCCESS. Apply today: http://www.urbanprofessorblog.com/jobs/
- Essence – Does it really get much better than interning at a lifestyle editorial for women, if you’re a guy, you win, if you’re a woman, you win. Everybody wins! So what are you waiting for apply today. Essence Summer ’11 internship
- Harpo Studios – One word, Oprah. If you’re going to learn the game, you might as well learn it from the best. The woman has her OWN network, no literally, the network is called OWN, it’s almost impossible to walk away from this internship without becoming a mogul. U DEFINE SUCCESS. Apply today: Harpo Studios Summer ’11 internship
Enjoy the search and when they ask you how did you become such a beast, tell them “Yeezy taught me”, but Urban Professor hooked you up. U DEFINE SUCCESS.